The tracking on my damn package said you'd be here today. It's 5:30 and you're still not here.
I'm 6 months pregnant and my only "job" is to keep the house clean and take care of myself- so the prospect of getting a package from you that might consume some of my down time was really exciting.
I spent the whole day at home, because I was afraid you would show up and I would have to sign for it.
Seriously dude, my package left your warehouse at 3:30 am. What have you been doing in Englewood? Smoking crack and picking up hookers outside of Kitties?
I can't believe I've waited all day for your sorry ass.
I hate you, UPS guy.
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That sucks, I'm sorry! At least you should be getting two items through the USPS today. I don't remember what's in the box, though, as I had FOUR of them on my table. Found the box for the bassinet. I can take the bassinet apart and put it back in the box, but I don't have the instructions for it anymore. :(
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