Montel Williams Rocks

I'm really not sure why I thought it was a good idea to watch the Star Jones show yesterday, I got hooked when they were debating whether or not to let girls in Denver have "maternity leave" from school.

I couldn't bear to change the channel when she was going off about how teens in Denver need more sex education and pushes toward abstinence. Honestly, Denver isn't the only city that's full of prostitots.

Anyways, after all that nonsense she had Montel Williams on her show talking about his new book. He gave out a recipe for a smoothie that gives you 100% of your fruits & veggies in one shot. Basically a couple different fruits and a couple handfuls of spinach and some ice. I made mine with a banana, an apple, orange juice (you really need a liquid to make it come out right), ice and two big handfuls of spinach. Sounds gross, looks gross, tastes great.

So, thanks Montel. I'm glad there's a talk show host that's got more on his mind than baby daddy tests and weird incestuous love triangles.

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The UPS guy lied about dropping off the package last night. The tracking updated and it said he tried to deliver at 6:15 but no one was home. We knew this was a lie, because I was here waiting for him and he left no sticky note on the door (like they're supposed to). Jerks. Brian called and bitched them out, so I'm waiting for them to show up here any minute...*sigh*

I know your life has to be kind of pathetic when you're waiting around for bedding, but it's all I got!